Best way to mitigate climate change

All you men can’t you see

You are being totally crazy

It’45 degrees

Just what are you wearing

Full shirt, jacket, and a tie!

But just why???

In my cotton kurta, I am shivering

It’s coal we are burning  

For this air conditioning

To support your obnoxious dressing

While discussing global warming

Let me tell you some interesting

Best way to mitigate climate change

Is a dress change!

But what is a star?

My tot and I love to play

All we want is to play

Education they say is important

But tot and I find it abhorrent

People told us “go to school”

And so began the ghoul

Twinkle twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

But what’s a star?  

I have never seen one.

Helpless child to me he turned

“Shahrukh Khan”, I replied

No. Up above the world so high

Only they aren’t in the sky

There are stars, says me

Only you can’t see

Too much dust and pollution

Then why don’t we clean up?

Coz humanity needs to develop

So we see stars on screens

And learn our rhymes

But what good is education

Which doesn’t lead to maturation

Let’s teach things kids really need

Greed, greed and greed

Till then damn your education

And the subsequent retardation

                                            Let us play please